ants pants

It’s the Bees Knees.

THE ants pants STORY

The Ants Pants has quirky Australian charm. It is quite simply the best of the best. It’s the bee’s knees and the duck’s nuts rolled into one. It is both outstanding and exceedingly good which means it goes straight to the pool room! Ants Pants is best served with a hint of quirkiness but always with a slice of humour!

A beacon of charm and eccentricity, Ants Pants Coffee draws its name from an Australian phrase that captures the essence of delight and excellence.

It’s a nod to the colloquial richness that weaves through our language, a whimsical name that sets the tone for an adventure that’s anything but ordinary and where the coffee is as exceptional as the vernacular it draws inspiration from.

Logo for 'The Ants PANTS Espresso' featuring a ladybug, a green insect, and a colorful butterfly.
Brick wall with green ivy and pink roses near an open white door leading to a grassy yard with trees.
Green cartoon bee with dashed path showing flight trajectory.
A cartoon butterfly with yellow wings and orange spots, green accents, and a brown body.

“It is both outstanding and exceedingly good which means it goes straight to the pool room!”

Illustration of a bee with a dotted flight path.

the ants pants BLEND

crackerjack

Delicate Honduras and Brazilian Arabicas individually selected for their inviting aroma. A hint of sweetness and a creamy nut flavour with citrus zest provides a complex flavour profile that delivers a crackerjack coffee!

Coffee label for Ants Pants Crackerjack, flavored with honeycomb, cashew, and orange marmalade. Contains brewing instructions, origin from Brazil, and flavor profile chart.
A product label for The Ants Pants Espresso by Crackerjack featuring illustrations of various insects, such as butterflies, beetles, and flies, with green accents and text describing flavor notes like honeycomb, cashew, and orange marmalade.

THE ANTS PANTS BAG

The Ants Pants coffee bag is a little bit bold, a little bit bonkers, and unapologetically charming. With its zesty green gussets and a cheeky insect pattern, it’s a proper standout. Quirky, loveable, and packed with character - this bag doesn’t just hold great coffee, it brings a whole lot of charm to the eyes.

READY FOR A FAIR DINKUM BREW?

If your coffee isn’t giving you a wink and a nudge, you’re drinking the wrong stuff. So reach out and we promise we’ll have the kettle on and the banter ready!

Close-up of a green tree frog with orange eyes perched on an orange plant stem.

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